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Monday, April 19, 2010

I Never Knit Him Socks

There's this thing in the knitting world. A curse of sorts. Never should you knit a man a pair of socks or he'll put those socks on & walk right out of your life.

I swear. It's true. Pinky promise.

Three crushes in three years. Three pairs of socks knit. Gorgeous socks may I add. Three guys went a-walking, which - in all honesty - wasn't a bad thing in retrospect... Anyhoo.

Then came Brent. I knit him mittens. A scarf. A matching hat.

He wanted socks.

I refused.

I came up with all kinds of excuses.

"Your feet are too big. It'll take me forever."

"You will wash them with the wrong stuff and ruin them." --- "I'll send them to you to wash whenever they need it." --- "Your stinky socks won't make it through customs. The drug-sniffing dogs will pass out & I'm not going to wash internationally."

"My favorite sock yarn comes from Australia." - As a true kiwi he would have refused to wear socks (or anything else for that matter) knit from Australian wool. ;-)

One day I told him about the knitter's curse. He laughed & thought I was nutty.

I never knit him socks.

Browsing through old issues of Knits magazine, in the Fall 2006 issue, I found a pattern today. "Father & Son Socks." Sigh.

I should have knit the man some socks, you know.

Aye, I've got the brains of a chocolate fish, huh?

1 comment:

paula said...

Thank you for your comment on my DREAMS posting. What you said is what i have been feeling . . . now I need to ask you the name of the book . . the link didn't post completely and I think it would be an interesting read.

I'm thinking he has been gone 25 years now . . would have to do some checking for the actual date . . . but to think that the memories are still as fresh as when they were actually made.

Life works so strange . . .